Biology of Humans


Date: 2009-08-13, 8:39AM EDT
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I need the following book:

Biology of Humans with LM Custom Pkg.
ISBN 0-558-32674-9
Biology 111

Please email me as soon as you can. Class starts early September.


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1 message

Florian Schmid <>

Sat, Aug 15, 2009 at 2:12 AM

To: sale-cxrxq-13208*****

Why would you need a book of human biology, are you one of those aliens who abducted me from my farm two years ago?  It seems to me a “human” wouldn’t need no fancy book to tell him he’s got two legs and two arms.

Also, I want to know why you aliens probed my buddy Jeb from Florida? Now every time he sees a picture of the Seattle Space Needle, he falls to the ground and curls up into the fetal position.

Go back to Mars… Martian!


sale-cxrxq-13208***** Sat, Aug 15, 2009 at 2:40AM
To:  Florian Schmid <>

I’m just trying to take a biology class

Florian Schmid <> Sat, Aug 15, 2009 at 2:50AM
To:   sale-cxrxq-13208*****

That sounds like something an alien would say, plus you didn’t deny it.

sale-cxrxq-13208***** Sat, Aug 15, 2009 at 3:04AM
To:    Florian Schmid <>

Oh for fucks sake.

Florian Schmid <> Sat, Aug 15, 2009 at 3:15AM
To:   sale-cxrxq-13208*****

It’s impressive, you’ve already mastered our language. You’ve picked the wrong country to invade, most americans have like at least 10 guns each.  You should’ve invaded canada instead.

sale-cxrxq-13208***** Sat, Aug 15, 2009 at 3:25AM
To:    Florian Schmid <>

Holy shit are you serious? That sounds like a scary amount.

Florian Schmid <> Sat, Aug 15, 2009 at 3:34AM
To:   sale-cxrxq-13208*****

Having second thoughts Klingon?

parts of the human brain anatomy of the brain

I Have Something in Common with Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian—All of Us Have Leaked Sextapes

I like to live my life pretty zen. I enjoy meeting people and making jokes.

This morning someone I use to know, let me know that they had filmed me without my knowledge. Oh it gets worse. They wanted to blackmail me for $5000, or they’d release it and use it to spread lies about me. The version I saw was heavily edited, to about a minute. In hindsight unblocking everyone in Facebook that I had previously blocked, was a pretty bad idea (I did that a few days ago to encourage myself to forgive and forget—to be more zen in my daily life).

They had setup multiple fake accounts, so as soon as I blocked one, they messaged me from another. Yeah to say they hate me and want to destroy me—it’s an understatement.

I can’t even describe how violated I feel right now. As for the lies they said they’d spread, it’s about everything you can imagine and more.


I did manage to get the video removed from Youtube, the video site doesn’t allow nudity to begin with thankfully.  The thought of being an amateur pornstar isn’t really exciting as you might think.